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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
i love fiber
The side effects of a body building diet: feeling clean, mentally and physically. The old saying "you are what you eat" is very literal; the food you eat today becomes a part of your body tomorrow. We who eat clean, natural foods are like ferraris on a road full of shitty old junk cars. And eating loads of oatmeal and vegetables means your shits generally last 10 seconds long. I shit you not (PUN FULLY INTENDED HAR HAR HAR), I sit down and I just shit and I'm done like that.
On a totally unrelated note, I've been playing more poker recently and I'm amazed at the quality of play of some of these players at the 10 - 20$ buyin SNGs. These guys don't just bleed chips... they downright HEMMORHAGE them. Last night it was down to the final two on a $10 9-man SNG and the other guy starts pushing all in every hand, so I figure, ok, let's call him with KQ suited. He flips over 2-8 offsuit. I just go "uh wtf?" He says, "I'm tired. Wanna sleep." Note to self: playing poker at 4 in the morning is PROFITABLE..
On a totally unrelated note, I've been playing more poker recently and I'm amazed at the quality of play of some of these players at the 10 - 20$ buyin SNGs. These guys don't just bleed chips... they downright HEMMORHAGE them. Last night it was down to the final two on a $10 9-man SNG and the other guy starts pushing all in every hand, so I figure, ok, let's call him with KQ suited. He flips over 2-8 offsuit. I just go "uh wtf?" He says, "I'm tired. Wanna sleep." Note to self: playing poker at 4 in the morning is PROFITABLE..
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