Best. Story. Ever.

Once upon a time there was a loli.
She was walking on the street.
She was wearing pink striped underwear. The kind that lolis wear.
Behind the bush was Karim the Pedobear.
Behind Karim was a cop.
Karim quickly grabbed the loli.
The cop grabbed the other loli. For... safety.
"JOHN. I GOT THE LOLI!"
"No, John. You ARE the loli."
And then John was the loli.
The end.